Rips Are Welcome

Lewis Nixon: Harry, just why exactly are you still carrying your reserve shute?Harry Welsh: What? it’s silk. Make a great wedding gift for kitty when we get back.Lewis Nixon: Jeez Harry, I never would have guessed.Harry Welsh: What? that I’m so sentimental?Lewis Nixon: No, that you actually think we’re going to make it back to England.

[trooper gets shot against a wall]Darrel ‘Shifty’ Powers: Sniper! Down! 2nd
Floor Left!

Donald Self: [pointing a gun at T-Bag] I need to find Gretchen. Are you going to help me or will you make me shoot you in a face?Theodore ‘T-Bag’ Bagwell: Help!

Vin: “Never rode shotgun on a hearse before.”[Vin (Steve McQueen) speaking to Chris (Yul Brynner) as Vin mounts a hearse that Chris has agreed to drive up to Boot Hill.]

Kirk Lazarus: Action Jackson can’t cry, that’s what’s going down.Tugg Speedman: You know what Kirk, I’m ready to do the scene!Kirk Lazarus: What scene? The scene is about emotionality. Where is it? Now it’s time to flip the script! We’ll get to Chinese New Year waitin’ for my man to cry.

General: I don’t accept resignations.

[talking to all the cards holders]General: Time was commanders would assemble their troops before a battle and rehearse schemes of maneuver on a square of dirt using rocks to depict enemy positions. They called these rehearsals “rock drills.” Laos was our rock drill. Now… [pause] It’s Time for the battle to commence.

Lincoln Burrows: I’m gonna wait for him at this intersection. He drives through. I smash him with my car, get the card.Donald Self: And if by some miracle you walked away from the crash, the general’s gonna know that you ripped him off.Sara Tancredi: Not if I pump him full of morphine first. The general’s gonna wake up tomorrow morning in the hospital feeling happy as a clam with no idea what happened to him.

Michael Scofield: I really think we can stage a hit-and-run and get away with it.

[looking at Sucre and Brad working on some old car that they are going to use to crash into General's car]Donald Self: [to Lincoln and Micheal] Why do I get the feeling that some poor bastard woke up to an empty driveway this morning?Lincoln Burrows: Relax, we got it from a scrap yard.Donald Self: And you’re pinning the hopes of the entire mission on that relic?